ok i took this from a myspace group topic...needless to say these guys have WAAAAAAAAY too much time on there sick, disgusting, perverted hands, but it was so daaaaaam funny for some reason... XD
PS: only people i know in RL are Doug and Justin...the pervs XD
Posted: Jun 22, 2007 12:58 AM So we spammed some crappy sorcery chat room.
Overboard = Dann
Counter-Cock = Jake
COCK4ALL = Doug
WorldOfWarCock = Doug (again)
EverCock = Sam Wyze
CockSitter = Mellisa
Anna = Justin
[17:16] *** Channel mode is +ntcLPj 1:3
[17:16] <COCK4ALL> yo
[17:16] <COCK4ALL> hey guys
[17:16] <GirlElf> oh its you
[17:16] *** CockMunch has joined #sorcery
[17:16] <COCK4ALL> we are all one person
[17:16] <CockSitter> gbdsg
[17:16] omg, you are so cool
[17:16] <CockMunch> I love the feel of shit in my pussy
[17:16] <COCK4ALL> well
[17:17] <CockSitter> Mmmmmm.
[17:17] <CockMunch> Will someone shit in my pussy?
[17:17] <COCK4ALL> im just here for a friendly chat
[17:17] <COCK4ALL> omg thats gross
[17:17] * GirlElf gets popcorn
[17:17] <CockMunch> I'm here for kinky sex.
[17:17] <COCK4ALL> nnnooooo
[17:17] <CockSitter> i'm here so someone can piss in my asshole
[17:17] *** Overboard has joined #sorcery
[17:17] if your idea of fun is trolling irc rooms, i doubt you'll ever get any
[17:17] <COCK4ALL> shut up
[17:17] *** cock_a_doodledoo has joined #sorcery
[17:17] <COCK4ALL> thats not funny
[17:17] <Overboard> ill fuck you up
[17:17] *** CockMunch is now known as Counter-Cock
[17:17] * Overboard whips out dick
[17:18] <COCK4ALL> what is it with you and thinking im interested in sex
[17:18] <GirlElf> oh they have been trolling other places
[17:18] <Overboard> who wants to touch it?
[17:18] <COCK4ALL> i get lots of cock by the way
[17:18] * Overboard waves penis around
[17:18] <Counter-Cock> What is trolling?
[17:18] <GirlElf> so when does the banning show commence?
[17:18] <Counter-Cock> Overboard you're so big.
[17:18] <CockSitter> cock in my mouth, cock in my asshole, cock in my pussy
[17:18] *** Ralgha has joined #sorcery
[17:18] * Overboard bans GirlELF
[17:18] <CockSitter> i love all cocks!
[17:18] *** COCK4ALL is now known as WorldOfWarCock
[17:18] <Counter-Cock> Small cock, big, cock we don't care.
[17:18] <WorldOfWarCock> i love you
[17:19] * Overboard sticks cock in WorldOfWarCock
[17:19] *** cock_a_doodledoo is now known as thegreatbarbarian
[17:19] * Overboard runs around with cock out
[17:19] <Overboard> who wants to touch it?
[17:19] * Counter-Cock ME!
[17:19] <thegreatbarbarian> damn, my name didnt take
[17:20] * Counter-Cock touches overboards cock
[17:20] <WorldOfWarCock> so
[17:20] * Overboard enjoys Counter-Cock's touch
[17:20] <WorldOfWarCock> someons obsessed with cock
[17:20] *** thegreatbarbarian is now known as EverCock
[17:20] hah, if you're over the age of 12, you will never get any action in your entire life, what a loser haha
[17:20] <CockSitter> Woah
[17:20] <EverCock> WoWC, you're making MMORPG's too easy
[17:20] <Overboard> what?
[17:20] <EverCock> any idiot can be good at it
[17:20] <CockSitter> My ego just totally took a nose dive.
[17:20] <Counter-Cock> What do you mean. I'm getting some hardcore action right now.
[17:21] left or right hand?
[17:21] * GirlElf waves to AterDraconis "Want popcorn?"
[17:21] <Counter-Cock> Both
[17:21] sure, just as long as it hasn't been anywhere near these guys hahaha
[17:21] <EverCock> now my game is hard and firm, and ready to be shoved up the asses of hardcore gamers
[17:21] * Overboard kicks ArerDraconis's nuts
[17:21] <Overboard> speak when spoken too
[17:21] <GirlElf> oh of course not *passes the popcorn*
[17:21] i'll speak when i like, kid
[17:21] <WorldOfWarCock> if you chat in a chat room called sorcory and don spam and laugh at people you will never get any action HAHAHA
[17:21] <Overboard> kid? im older then you bitch
[17:22] doubtful
[17:22] <WorldOfWarCock> im 20 in 6 hours
[17:22] <WorldOfWarCock> yaaaaay
[17:22] <EverCock> eat ass warcock
[17:22] omg and this is what you do for entertainment, on your birthday night?
[17:22] what a loser
[17:22] <Overboard> sorry Ater, don't you have school tomorrow or something?
[17:22] <Overboard> shouldn't you be in bed?
[17:23] <WorldOfWarCock> its not night time fool
[17:23] <GirlElf> hey hey ater, some of us do not have much in the way of lives
[17:23] <Counter-Cock> The world would be much happier if we all just engage in a 69.
[17:23] <WorldOfWarCock> hey Ater, cum in my ass
[17:23] overboard: so you don't have any friends to spend your birthday with?
[17:23] <EverCock> 69 all dee time
[17:23] <Overboard> its not my birthday
[17:23] <Overboard> dumbass
[17:23] <Counter-Cock> Learn to fucking read sumbass!
[17:24] <WorldOfWarCock> lol
[17:24] <WorldOfWarCock> its my bday
[17:24] girlelf: sorry ;P
[17:24] <WorldOfWarCock> hey Ater, the internet is serious business
[17:24] <Overboard> maybe you should reread the chat illiterate prick
[17:24] <Counter-Cock> WorldOfWarCock is having the B-day
[17:24] <GirlElf> ater: np lol
[17:24] fen si li, bi zui
[17:24] <Overboard> si senor
[17:24] <GirlElf> ater: after all what hour is it and we be on irc?
[17:25] its like 2:30, couldn't sleep.. first time on irc in months heh
[17:25] <Counter-Cock> Vilg oui yccrumac!
[17:25] <GirlElf> lol 3:30am here
[17:25] <GirlElf> yay for heartburn and a screwed sleep schedule
[17:25] <Overboard> fuck sleep
[17:25] anyway then, worldofwarcock, shouldn't you be spending your birthday with your friends?
[17:25] <EverCock> ooday antway omesay ockcay?
[17:25] <Overboard> i never sleep
[17:26] <Overboard> sleep is for the weak
[17:26] <CockSitter> sleep is for the people who wanna get raped!
[17:26] <Overboard> i havent slept in 46 days
[17:26] GirlElf: blech, heart burn sucks
[17:26] <EverCock> Warcock has ne friends...he's in a chatroom
[17:26] <GirlElf> yes yes it does
[17:26] <Overboard> this heorine and speed dont let me sleep
[17:26] <CockSitter> zdhdthj
[17:26] <Counter-Cock> I haven't slept in about 158 days. Never felt better, and my ass doesn't hurt in the morning
[17:26] <EverCock> chatters dont go outside, they'll shrivle up and die
[17:26] Overboard: nobody would ever sell you heroine, that would require social interaction with somebody off of your computer
[17:26] <Overboard> im not even a real person actually
[17:27] <Overboard> im just a bot
[17:27] <Overboard> i dont really exist
[17:27] <EverCock> OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!11!!11!!!!one1!!!!! A BOT
[17:27] <CockSitter> thsfjfhjkuktumtu, tu, mstumsrynsgbndth
[17:27] <Overboard> GW is making a new bot and they are testing it in the chat room
[17:27] <CockSitter> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
[17:28] <Counter-Cock> Watch your fucking language asshole!
[17:28] <Overboard> dont believe im a bot?
[17:28] <Overboard> ask me anything
[17:28] <Overboard> anything at all
[17:28] <CockSitter> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
[17:28] Will you ever stop having to wash your mothers hair on saturday ngihts?
[17:28] <WorldOfWarCock> i will cut open your guts and cum on your fuckign intestines while you scream
[17:28] <WorldOfWarCock> and shit on these walls
[17:28] *** Counter-Cock is now known as Ever
[17:28] <Overboard> no Ater, i dont have a mother
[17:28] <WorldOfWarCock> i fucking came on mine
[17:29] *** Ever is now known as Counter-Cock
[17:29] <WorldOfWarCock> too dirty?
[17:29] <EverCock> Fuck ass shit bitch cock cunt damn hell spic nigger kike honkey chink wop Fuck ass shit bitch cock cunt damn hell spic nigger kike honkey chink wop Fuck ass shit bitch cock cunt damn hell spic nigger kike honkey chink wop Fuck ass shit bitch cock cunt damn hell spic nigger kike honkey chink wop Fuck ass shit bitch cock cunt damn hell spic nigger kike honkey chink wop Fuck ass shit bitch cock cunt damn hell spic nigger kike honkey c
[17:29] Overboard: she killed herself when she got a look at you when you were born?
[17:29] she shoulda taken you with her
[17:29] <WorldOfWarCock> i fucking just came so hard
[17:29] <CockSitter> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
[17:30] <Overboard> no, actually she was killed in a brutal car crash while rushing my dieing sister who was in the middle of giving birth to what would have been my nephew
[17:30] <Overboard> no one survived
[17:30] <WorldOfWarCock> fuck man. i miss kim
[17:30] <WorldOfWarCock> she was nice
[17:30] <WorldOfWarCock> and let me touch her boobies
[17:30] <Counter-Cock> Cunt, Bitch, Nigger, Shit, Dick, Cock, Hoe, Chink, Ass, Piss, Hell, Damn, Nappy Headed Hoe, Hoe, Slut, Ass Hole, Mother Fucker Titty Sucking Two Balled Bitch!
[17:30] <EverCock> fuck kim
[17:30] <EverCock> i did
[17:30] <WorldOfWarCock> fuck i love the smell of dog shit after youve taken a bite out of it
[17:30] <EverCock> why are you all neglecting your significant others?
[17:31] <Counter-Cock> Seriously.
[17:31] <EverCock> arent you all doing what this site is hellbent against?
[17:31] *** CockSitter has quit (Quit: Gamer Widows Unite!!!)
[17:31] *** anna has joined #sorcery
[17:31] <Overboard> hey counter cock want to cyber?
[17:31] <Counter-Cock> Hell yeah. I'm horny!
[17:31] <Overboard> sweet
[17:32] * Overboard rips counter cocks pants off
[17:32] <EverCock> :eats pants
[17:32] sooo
[17:32] <WorldOfWarCock> *i put on my robe and wizards hat*
[17:32] <Overboard> oh your a man....
[17:32] <Counter-Cock> Problem?
[17:32] <Counter-Cock> Just shut up and suck it. You know you want to.
[17:32] * Counter-Cock poops
[17:32] * WorldOfWarCock pisses on overboards chest
[17:32] * EverCock eats his own putrid fecal matter in the sexiest way imaginable
[17:32] <jcb> Any op around, please remove those idiots
[17:33] <EverCock> you like that?
[17:33] * Overboard eats counter cocks poop
[17:33] * anna takes off dress
[17:33] jcb: you think they wouldn't have already if they were here?
[17:33] <Counter-Cock> Oh naughty anna.
[17:33] * Overboard molest anna
[17:33] * EverCock shits on anna's dress
[17:33] ....wow that was fast
[17:33] * Counter-Cock shits in anna's mouth
[17:33] <WorldOfWarCock> oh fuck i wanna cum so bad in your fucking belly hole
[17:33] <GirlElf> jcb: *passes popcorn for when the ops do wake up*
[17:33] * Overboard cock smacks anna
[17:33] * WorldOfWarCock does shit
[17:33] <Overboard> take it bitch
[17:33] <jcb> thnx, GirlElf
[17:34] <GirlElf> np lol
[17:34] * Overboard shits in a bag and throws it in the middle of the room
[17:34] <Counter-Cock> You like the taste ofmy shit?
[17:34] <Overboard> watch your step
[17:34] Am i the only only girl in here?
[17:34] * EverCock starts fingerbanging anna while shitting out a scale model of the lourve
[17:34] <WorldOfWarCock> oh wont someone shit in my mouth
[17:34] <Counter-Cock> Duh... That's why joo gonna get raped.
[17:34] * Overboard rubs Evercocks shit all over
[17:35] <Counter-Cock> *Shits in WoWC's mouth*
[17:35] * EverCock spreads open his cheeks andfires off a massive turd directed at WoWC
[17:35] * Counter-Cock shits in WoWC's mouth*
[17:35] <WorldOfWarCock> oh fuck that tastes good
[17:35] * Overboard pisses in a water ballon
[17:35] * WorldOfWarCock swills it with a jar of semen in his mouth
[17:35] <Overboard> who wants it!
[17:35] <Counter-Cock> Sorry it was a bit watery.
[17:35] This is so gross
[17:35] <WorldOfWarCock> lol
[17:35] * Overboard tosses ballon straight up
[17:36] <Counter-Cock> You want some too Anan?
[17:36] <WorldOfWarCock> fucks the emembers of tenacious d
[17:36] * Overboard grabs anna and fucks her while standing
[17:36] * EverCock 's shit showers peanuts and bits of corn onto everyone in the channel
[17:36] *** anna has quit (Quit: Gamer Widows Unite!!!)
[17:36] * Overboard swings anna by her legs over head
[17:36] <Overboard> ah she left
[17:36] * Counter-Cock puts a load of turds into wood chipper
[17:37] *** Anon3901 has joined #sorcery
[17:37] *** Anon3901 is now known as anna
[17:37] Counter-Cock: would you eat your own shit if they deep fried it and served it with a sauce?
[17:37] <Overboard> id eat counter cocks shit
[17:37] <Counter-Cock> I'd eat anyway given to me.
[17:37] * Overboard grabs anna and swings her around by the legs
[17:38] aaaaaa
[17:38] that hurt
[17:38] * EverCock shoves a 10" dildo with vibromatic action and labia splitters intoOverboard's taint, ripping him open and spilling his vital organs onto the shit covered ground
[17:38] <WorldOfWarCock> lol
[17:38] * Overboard lets go and tosses anna over to the other side of the room
[17:38] <Counter-Cock> You like it rough Anna?
[17:38] <WorldOfWarCock> fuck im horny now
[17:38] <Overboard> ouch me insides!
[17:38] <EverCock> they're yer outsides now bitch!
[17:38] I only like girls sorry
[17:38] * Overboard puts them back inside
[17:39] <Overboard> anyone got a stapler?
[17:39] <Counter-Cock> Shit turns me off. I want to cover myself in shit and cleanse my body with a nice golden shower.
[17:39] <Counter-Cock> turns me on, not off XD
[17:39] <WorldOfWarCock> holy shi thats hot
[17:39] <Counter-Cock> Yes, a golden shower dirrectly from the source known as WoWC.
[17:39] Are there any girls in here that want to cyber?
[17:39] * Overboard pours hot candle wax inside WoWc's asshole
[17:40] <jcb> you are VERY disturbed individuals
[17:40] * EverCock sprinkles counter cock with his urine. A rich dark iced-tea color with a foul aroma from being dehydrated
[17:40] <WorldOfWarCock> omg
[17:40] <GirlElf> jcb: understatement much?
[17:40] <WorldOfWarCock> we are all one person
[17:40] <WorldOfWarCock> you fucking idiot
[17:40] <Counter-Cock> So warm
[17:40] <jcb> then, get outta here
[17:40] <EverCock> slurp it up
[17:40] <WorldOfWarCock> suck my fucking titties
[17:40] <WorldOfWarCock> mwahahahahaha
[17:40] <Overboard> no we are normal, it is you who is disturbed
[17:40] <Counter-Cock> *slurps up evercoccocks piss
[17:41] <WorldOfWarCock> fucking god yes. cum all over my shit
[17:41] * Overboard cums in WoWc asshole
[17:41] * EverCock shoves his entire fist up his own ass and makes a cute ventriloquist act for everyone to enjoy
[17:41] <Counter-Cock> I love the really nasty dehydrated pisses.
[17:41] * Overboard sucks own cum out of WoWc
[17:41] * WorldOfWarCock laughs at the hilarity
[17:41] <WorldOfWarCock> i hate my boyfriend
[17:42] <Counter-Cock> Oh, cum covered shit! That's so hot. I want someone to cum all over my shit and I'd eat it.
[17:42] <Overboard> bitch, im right here
[17:42] So do i he has a small dick
[17:42] * EverCock mouth fills up withhis own shit from having his hand so far up his ass...his digestive system has reversed
[17:42] * WorldOfWarCock cums on Counters shit
[17:42] <jcb> ba_alzamon, jilles, skumby, whyerhead, Broekie, Sephiroth!
[17:42] <WorldOfWarCock> eat it bitch
[17:42] * EverCock throws up huge amounts of shit and piss...hell, cum too
[17:42] <GirlElf> Sephiroth is alive
[17:42] <WorldOfWarCock> im gonna cum
[17:42] * Overboard kills Sephiroth
[17:43] <Overboard> hes not alive now
[17:43] <jcb> next thing ya know, Sephiroth kills you...
[17:43] <Overboard> you dumb bitch
[17:43] <Overboard> hes dead
[17:43] <Overboard> he cant kill me
[17:43] <GirlElf> yeah really you do not want to mess with the masamune wielder
[17:43] * Overboard isnt afraid of masamune wielder
[17:43] <GirlElf> and that sephiroth has a masamune
[17:43] <Counter-Cock> I wantdig up a grave and fuck the corpse.
[17:43] <Overboard> fuck him
[17:44] <Overboard> hes a dumb bitch
[17:44] <Overboard> hes all talk
[17:44] * Counter-Cock digs up grandma and fucks her in her rotten dead ass
[17:44] * Overboard throws Sephiroths dead body to Counter Cock
[17:44] <Overboard> have fun Counter Cock
[17:44] <Sephiroth> ~.-
[17:44] <Overboard> your dead bitch
[17:44] <GirlElf> hey sephiroth
[17:44] <Overboard> you cant talk
[17:45] <Counter-Cock> It still has some fecal marterial in the interior.
[17:45] <jcb> Sephiroth, can you do something about these very annoying persona's?
[17:45] <Counter-Cock> And she's been dead for two years!
[17:45] <jcb> -a
[17:45] * Counter-Cock licks the rotting fecal matter from dead grandma
[17:45] *** Counter-Cock has quit (User has been banned)
[17:45] * Overboard watches Counter Cock
[17:46] * Overboard fucks Sephiroth's asshole
[17:46] <Overboard> take it bitch
[17:46] * Overboard rips Sephiroths asshole wide open
[17:46] *** Overboard has quit (User has been banned)
[17:46] <Ralgha> pwned.
[17:46] <jcb>
[17:46] lol
[17:47] <GirlElf> she shall slay them all
